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Jokes

TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?

PUPIL:

Tom Have you noticed how many girls don't want to get married these days?

Sam: No, how do you know?

Tom:

Bill: Well, what did she say when you proposed to her?

Jim: I didn't propose. Before

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a fly.

Doctor:

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that there are two of me.

Doctor:

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me!

Doctor:

Patient: Doctor , Doctor, I keep thinking I'm God,

Doctor: When did this start?

Patient:

Patient : Doctor, Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages.

Doctor: Nonsense! I like sausages too.

Patient : Good,

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a vampire.

Doctor:

Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?

Dentist:

ТОМ : Have you noticed how many girls don't want to get married these days?

SAM: No, How do you know?

TOM:

BOSS: Why do you want time of next week?

TOM: To get married.

BOSS; What stupid woman would marry you?

TOM:

TOM: My girlfriend has beautiful long hair all down her back.

SAM:

LIZZY: My b oyfriend thinks I'm beautiful!

SUZY:

Why was the computer cold?

What do computers like to eat?

What is a cosmonaut's favourite key on the computer keyboard?

Why did the computer sneeze?

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