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Jokes
TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
PUPIL:
Tom Have you noticed how many girls don't want to get married these days?
Sam: No, how do you know?
Tom:
Bill: Well, what did she say when you proposed to her?
Jim: I didn't propose. Before
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a fly.
Doctor:
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that there are two of me.
Doctor:
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me!
Doctor:
Patient: Doctor , Doctor, I keep thinking I'm God,
Doctor: When did this start?
Patient:
Patient : Doctor, Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages.
Doctor: Nonsense! I like sausages too.
Patient : Good,
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a vampire.
Doctor:
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist:
ТОМ : Have you noticed how many girls don't want to get married these days?
SAM: No, How do you know?
TOM:
BOSS: Why do you want time of next week?
TOM: To get married.
BOSS; What stupid woman would marry you?
TOM:
TOM: My girlfriend has beautiful long hair all down her back.
SAM:
LIZZY: My b oyfriend thinks I'm beautiful!
SUZY:
Why was the computer cold?
What do computers like to eat?
What is a cosmonaut's favourite key on the computer keyboard?
Why did the computer sneeze?